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These are from a book titled,
Children's Letters to God and can be
accessed through my humor resources page.


Dear God:
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Eugene

Dear God:
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like
that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to
make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed
right in church. Is that okay?
Katy

Dear God:
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I
prayed for was a puppy.
Alex

Dear God
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about you that people are
not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for
anything before. You can look it up.
Ryan

Dear God:
If we come back as something, please don't
let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
John

Dear God:
I want to be just like my daddy when I get
big, but not with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear God:
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm
not praying.
Elliott

Dear God:
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the
world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
George

Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Michael

Dear God:
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound
right. They are just kidding, aren't they?
Christopher

Dear God:
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Cathy

Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, we
learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Courtney

Dear God:
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just
want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Charles

Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
had their own rooms. It works with me and my brother.
Larry